1.请勿在愚人节时试图欺骗我，因为我将认真对待每一句话。
2.有人问：“能在愚人节让你相信一次吗？”回答是肯定的，然后又问：“你喜欢我吗？”
3.遇见了真心的朋友，愚人节就不再特别。
4.如果我们要比猪，我会指出至少有两点不同：一是它吃得更多；二是它比你聪明。
5.愚人节并非为傻子设立的庆典，而是一个谎言日，让人们说真话。
6.等到愚人节，你们可以用真心话来骗我吧。
7.在这个假日里，我们终于能说一些，不该对谁说的秘密的话语。
8.即使是在愚人节，我也不想撒谎给你听。
9.glue to the story that happens to others, but an accident when it happens to me.
10.“让我的好友过一个清明大吉。”
11.“您让我像看两个猪一样，您已经无法用‘猪’形容我的蠢相。”
12.”摸着自己的脸颊，啊，这疼痛真是刺骨，就像是玫瑰总是带刺。”
13."情侣们表白被忽略，清明前夜表白被忘记，但是在这个虚伪的日子里，他们会听到你的真诚。"
14."那天，在这假的一天，我真的告诉他我爱他。"
15."“喜欢你” “今天是四月一号” “但是我希望每个月都是四月份”
16."父亲笑着告诉儿子，他现在想要一个小号，是因为大号玩坏了。"
17."从以前单身还被认为贵族，现在却变成了狗，被当作宠物一样照顾。"
18."没有哪个人对我的感情稳定如同他们对于人民币的坚定信任那样坚不可摧."
19.new society is evil, why there's no arranged marriage anymore?
20.everyone knows that April Fool's Day is just a day for irresponsible declarations without fear of embarrassment.
21.every student has one classmate who always drags them towards the toilet as soon as the bell rings.
22.the teacher reminded everyone that with midterms coming up, they should avoid fighting or sending love letters, lest their emotions be affected during exams.
23.after finishing the language exam, I cried; after finishing math, I realized I had cried too early.
24.from a month before exams: "Just do your best"; from a week later: "Do well and you'll be fine."
25.on April Fool's Day, how many people confess their love? That many become sad children who miss out on opportunities and scenic routes along the way.
26.rational people will miss out on chances and beautiful scenery along the way due to their rationality.
27.manure remains manure even after being steamed in a pot; it won't turn into delicious food no matter what you do with it.
28.it's another year of April Fool's Day again; another chance to confess my feelings to someone special.
29.i want to hear you say "i love you" - even if only on this day.
30.do you know the story about an idiot who was extremely stupid? Whenever asked anything he would either shake his head or answer "none". Have you heard this story?
31.with another year of April Fool's Day comes another opportunity for me to confess my feelings once more...